you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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