So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Randomize
