Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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