I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Randomize
