Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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