That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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