Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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