Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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