so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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