In the future we'll all be gay
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I lost the right to judge tonight
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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