How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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