I heard we made out
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
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