so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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