Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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