I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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