I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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