Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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