Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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