Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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