But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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