She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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