Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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