No stitches, just platelets and will power
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm like, not good at living.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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