I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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