Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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