it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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