he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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