We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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