i barfeds in our rink
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Randomize
