They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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