sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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