I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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