I must be too annoying 4 u.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Randomize
