is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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