have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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