Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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