thus making me awesome and them whores
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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