Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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