I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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