I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Randomize
