Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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