if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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