Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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