She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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