Who did Billy Mays play for?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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