he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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