Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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