I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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