Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize
