I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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