nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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