I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Randomize
