He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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