Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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