How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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