It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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